things to do

• make questionable greeting cards and plant them in store shelves
• walk an invisible dog and take it too far ( apologize for poop on people's shoes )
• make a love potion
• hire a stranger to listen to your problems
• commit crime in pajamas to be comfy in jail
• when you greet someone, tell them exactly how long you expect to talk to them
• compliment yourself while complimenting others
• cut films right before their resolution, quit job as a projectionist
• make life like a movie